Newcastle United
The Magpies have just appointed a manager who has utterly failed in his last four jobs at Wolfsburg, Nottingham Forest, Twente Enschede and Derby County.
Mike Ashley has quadrupled the Wally with the Brolly's earnings and given him a place on the board.
Newcastle had a perfectly good manager in Pardew, replaced him with an incompetent in Carver and have now taken self-harming to new levels with the employment of McClaren.
Perhaps Ashley is distracted by Rangers?
How has this come to pass?
McClaren is the lowest rated manager in all of the major European leagues according to our proprietary Managerial Sabermetrics Index.
Where is the meritocracy?
We are sure that McClaren is a man of honour but suspicious betting patterns surface (absolutely by chance, of course) at each club that he manages.
We will be applying particular attention to insider trading emanating from St James' Park next season.
Sunderland
Sunderland are also self-harming in the managerial department. First they appointed the racist buffoon from Uruguay, Gus Poyet. Not only is this man dishonest and economical with any semblance of truth, he also periodically managed to make the Black Cats run very fast indeed as he managed to keep the team in the EPL in 13/14 with the help of certain pgMOB officials. Previously, at Brighton and Hove Albion, all sorts of shenanigans surfaced as strategy.
Vicente Rodriguez on Gus Poyet: "He is the worst person I've come across in football. For me, he is a selfish person, very egocentric... I have seen things here [Brighton & Hove Albion] that I have never seen in my career."
We advised Poyet for a short window in season 13/14. We sent him a video clip of Sunderland reserve Duncan Watmore during his time at Altrincham (see below). Poyet was dismissive responding: "... lot to improve especially in understanding of the game." Poyet loaned Watmore out to Hibernian.
After the loan was over, Watmore remained stuck in Sunderland's U21 team while Poyet continued to fail and was sacked.
And Watmore won Barclays Premier League U21 Player of the Season award!
Moreover, Sunderland are now managed by Dick Advocaat.
Former Rangers manager Advocaat was the Zenit manager during with highly suspicious UEFA Cup Final against Rangers in 2008.
"Leading Spanish judge, Baltasar Garzón, famous for investigating Pinochet and Argentinian war criminals, Henry Kissinger and American war criminals in Guantanamo, has had 20 members of the leading and global Russian underworld gang, Tambovskaya-Malyshevskaya, arrested in Spain... Garzón has phone intercepts where Gennadios Petrov, the gang leader, discussed the buying of the UEFA Cup Semi Final 2nd Leg against FC Bayern." There was other evidence that the shenanigans stretched to the Final (which would have helped Rangers' cash flow crisis somewhat) (http://footballisfixed.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/fixing-of-glasgow-rangers-v-zenit-st.html)
We will be applying particular attention to insider trading emanating from The Stadium of Light next season.
Middlesbrough
'Boro missed out on direct promotion due to a certain football agent falling for our sting operation in relation to his inappropriate and illegal linkage with a pgMOB Select Group referee and the pgMOB administrator who selects referees.
In a short-sighted non-strategic attempt to be a clever little man, the agent self-harmed resulting in Middlesbrough missing out on the £100m promotion bonus and the multitude of clients under this particular agent's ownership at the club having their careers decelerated.
Key Sports Management for whom this agent is a director claim to be "always transparent and honest in their dealings". As this agent is a professional gambler who fixes our realities for his proprietary gain, this statement would appear to be opaque and dishonest.
Key Sports Management
They are Legion Worldwide
They do not forgive
They do not forget
But we are already in them
We will be applying particular attention to insider trading emanating from the Riverside next season.
